Here is a list of potential “Drinking Game” rules for tonight’s Debate between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney.
Pick a side. You’re either drinking for President Obama or Governor Romney. “Social” drinks are when EVERYONE in the game has to drink.
Drink When A Candidate Says:
· “47 Percent”
· “30 percent”
· Loopholes
· Inherited
· Tax Cuts
· $250,000
· Obama Care
· Reagan
· Freedom
· 5 Point Plan
· The American People
· Refers to the moderator by their first name.
Everybody Drinks
· President Obama says: “Ummmmm”
· Candidate gets caught checking their watch.
· Either candidate kisses the moderator’s ass
· Audience member asks a dumb question but the candidates pretend it’s a good question.
· Calls President Obama “Barack” instead of “President Obama”.
· President Obama calls Governor Romney “Mitt” instead of “Governor Romney”
· A candidate gets interrupted by the moderator.
· A candidate whines about the other guy getting more time than he did.
· Someone refers to Vice President Biden as “Joe.”
Finish Your Drink If:
· Mitt Romney arrives in a car with a dog tied to the roof.
· Michelle Obama flexes her amazing arms.
