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You¹re an investor.  This makes total sense to me.  Your thoughts.......      If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.      If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.      If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.      But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.     Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink a lot of beer & recycle.  It is called the 401-Keg.

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10/02/2008 1:58PM
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