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Name?
I’m known by many names.

Larry Wilson,
Uncle Larry,
Uncle Zero,
Old Lar,
Damn it Larry!
and the kids in the neighborhood favorite “Good old Mr. Wilson.”
 
Job?
I’m the News guy for John Boy & Billy. That’s right I’m the interruption that occurs just after the comedy and just before the music. Hey!, I get to introduce Trixie Roads and Michael Smith. Actually it’s just a tad less glamorous than it sounds.
 
Place and Time of Birth?
Moments after the earth began to cool. Lets just say I was there when the 60’s began and vaguely remember them ending.
 
Marital Status &/or Children?
Married…….. my entire life……and then some.

Favorite Music?
Most anything from the 60’s. Love the Beatles. Never embraced Disco. Brittany can kiss my a**.
 
Hobbies?
My Harley. A full blown chopper.

 
Pets?
(See Hobbies)

Favorite Movie?
Hollywood Knights, Harlem Nights, Godfather, Casino.

Favorite Actor, Actress?
Oral Roberts

Most Embarrassing Moment?
When my life story was turned into a major Hollywood film. Dumb and Dumber.

What I wanted to be when I grew up?
Some would debate that event has occurred.

Favorite Food?
Anything from the Beacon.

Most Interesting Radio Memory?Reading the arrest of John Holmes and laughing, without control, on the air, when I got to the line he was a suspect in the death of a young lady who died from a blow from a “large blunt object.” Swear to God it’s true.

Radio Experience?
A career with brilliant potential that quickly eroded into blinding mediocrity. Since ’68 I have been many people at numerous places.

Favorite Life Memory?
Walking across the stage at graduation and shaking the hand of the principal and telling him to kiss my a**. His look, as they say, was priceless. My mother sat in the audience and knew I had said something unfortunate to him. She knows me so well. LOL

What are you known best for?
My head stone will say it all. “Truly known by very few. Truly irritated by many.”

Odd Habits?
Walking behind teenage girls in the mall and count the number of times they say “like”.

Going down the toll road, very late at night and when I get about a 1/8th of a mile from the booth, stop and wait 4 or 5 minutes. I think it gives them something to look forward to.

Ordering embarrassing products for former employers so when they show up in the mail room people begin to gossip.

Favorite Saying or Quote?
“There better be a pony under all this crap!”

Favorite Thing to do on a Saturday Night?
Fill out surveys like this.
BTW, you’re not going to use this are you?
ARE YOU?
OMG!!! TELL ME YOU AREN’T GOING TO USE THIS!

If you could change one thing about yourself, the station or the world, what would you change?
I would take others less seriously and myself more seriously. Or is it the other way around?

I would change reality shows to where no one gets “voted off”, they would just be killed….on air. THEN everyone pays attention.

I would change all beauty pageants so chest size was more important than IQ. Wait….that ones been done.

Oh well my work here is done.